"Cluck" Kellogg

I owe Jay Bilas an apology. A big one. I may even invite him out for a beer to prove the sincerity of this apology. I just thought he was one of the crappiest college basketball analysts out there. Clark Kellogg went out and proved me wrong this afternoon during the North Carolina-Kentucky basketball game.

If I can channel Terry Bradshaw for a minute, I need to give a little background here. My Grandaddy had a chicken one time and this chicken clucked all day long. You never knew what she was clucking about, she just clucked to be clucking.

That is my analysis of Clark "Cluck" Kellogg's performance today. His anti-Carolina bias ranks right up there with Billy "Fudge" Packer and "Dumbass" Dan Bonner. He talked the whole game and never said anything of relevance. Anytime Kentucky made a play, he would ramble on for the next 30 seconds about that play. Whenever North Carolina made a play, he was either still talking about Kentucky or he was silent like they had turned his microphone off. The viewers couldn't have gotten that lucky. After the game, I realized a senile Woody Durham would have still been a thousand times better than "Cluck" Kellogg. I also had a hankerin' for some fried chicken. Right, Terry Bradshaw?